SMS Jokes

Bhege jo SMS tuje Wo teri yaad me,
Sare ke sare wo Bapu ne pad liye,
Svera jab huaa to jute pad gye,
Wo fashion wale wal hwa me ud gye.

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
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Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
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Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
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KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
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Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
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Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
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Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
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Thoda socha hai humne ...
thoda jaana hai humne...
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne...
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga...
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
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Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
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Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
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bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
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Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
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Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
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Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
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aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye........

Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati.So u shoud marry her.
Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her
 
 Boys have fun by teasing girls....
then girls may cry for few minutes...
girls have fun by loving boys....
But boys cry for the whole life.
 
Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .
 
Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai?
Banta-Mandir.
Santa-kyon?
Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.
 
Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do.
 
Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.
Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.
Pada hua tel bhi le gayi,
Tadka lagane ke liye...!!
Wah wah...
 
 Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...!
Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...?
Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!!
 
SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:
"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,
Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.
 
 If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER. 
What will b d slogan?  "AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN",
Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna!