Friday, April 20, 2007
What is Love???
Love letter of a math student
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in Trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular Face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your Triangular garden.Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras
De-Morgan's Law,
7th Cross. Binomial Avenue ,
India of Matrices - (a+b)^2
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Pamela Anderson
Name : Pamela Anderson Lee
Full name : Pamela Denise Anderson Lee
Date of Birth : July 1, 1967
Place Of Birth : Ladysmith , British Columbia, Canada
Sign : Sun in Cancer, Moon in Aries
Height : 5'7''
Weight : 115lb
Eyes : Blue
Hair : Blond
Education : High school
Chest-Waist- Hips : 36''-22'' -34''
Ex - Husband : Rocker Tommy Lee (1995-1998)
Father : Barry(furnace repairman)
Mother : Carol(waitress)
Children : Brandon,Dylan
Fan Mail : Pamela Andersonc/o William Morris Agency1325 Avenue of the AmericasNew York, NY 10019-4701
Pamela Anderson Lee Detailed Biography
Talented and vivacious Pamela Lee has begun to establish herself as one of the most popular actresses with international film and television audiences.A native of Canada, Lee was born on Vancouver Island, and later moved to the city of Vancouver. It was while she attended a British Columbia Lions football game that Lee was ''discovered' ' in a most unusual way. Dressed in a Labatt's Beer T-shirt, her image was transmitted on the stadium's wide screen. The fans cheered the beautiful girl, and she was brought down to the 50-yard line and introduced to the appreciative crowd.As a result, she was signed to a commercial contract with Labatt's and became the company's ''Blue Zone'' girl. The campaign was so popular that other commercials and advertising assignments for Lee soon followed. Due to the recognition from these commercials she was soon approached to do her first cover for Playboy magazine. Pamela has since gone on to grace the cover an astounding five times, more than any other woman in the magazine's history.With the success and recognition she garnered from Playboy, Lee soon moved to Los Angeles where she spent two seasons in the top-ten ABC Television hit series ''Home Improvement' ' as Lisa, the Tool Time Girl. It was on ''Home Improvement' ' that she captured the attention and affection of viewing audiences nationwide.At the same time, Lee was cast as 'C.J. Parker' on the internationally successful series ''Baywatch,' ' but because of the impossible schedule of working on two hit shows, she eventually left ''Home Improvement' ' and remained full-time on ''Baywatch.' ' She now stars on one of the most phenomenally popular television programs of all time, which is seen in 140 countries worldwide.Recently, Lee made the transition into the feature film arena, starring in Dark Horse Entertainment' s action comedy ''Barb Wire.'' Distributed by Gramercy Films, ''Barb Wire'' was released in the spring of 1996. In addition, Lee was featured in the CBS movie-of-the- week, ''Deader Than Ever,'' a hip and updated Mike Hammer mystery, co-starring Rob Estes. She recently co-starred in the television movie ''The Evolution of Mr. E.,'' adapted from the H.G. Wells short story, where she portrayed a quirky sculptor/artist.Pamela is wed to Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee, and the couple recently welcomed the arrival of their first child Brandon Thomas on June 5, 1996.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Really Sweet
A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively
mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that
if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed but asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the
older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge
man with a booming voice,
sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone,
"Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in
the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and
dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG
trouble this time, dude.
God is missing - and they think WE did it!"
What is Love???
SMS Jokes
Bhege jo SMS tuje Wo teri yaad me,
Sare ke sare wo Bapu ne pad liye,
Svera jab huaa to jute pad gye,
Wo fashion wale wal hwa me ud gye.
1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum .
Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.
Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
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Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi
Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile
Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi
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Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai
kuch dost pal-pal yad aate hai
hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai
k dosto ki is kataar me hum kaha aate hai
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KHUSHI se dil ko aabad karna
GAM ko dil se aazad karna
Bas itni gujaarish hai aapse ki
ho sake to din mein ek baar yaad jaroor karna
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Zindagi zakhmo se bhari hai,
waqt ko marham banana seekh lo.
Harna toh hai hi maut ke hatho ek din,
Filhaal zindagi ko jeena seekh lo
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Har yado me usi ki yad rehti hai.
Meri ankho ko usi ki talash rhti hai.
kuch tum b dua kro yaro.
Suna hai dosto ki dua me farishto ki fariyad hoti hai…
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Khusiyo ka ek sansaar leke ayenge,
Patjhar mein bhi bhar leke ayenge,
Jab bhi pukarenge aap pyaar se,
Zindgi se saansen udhar leke ayenge…
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Thoda socha hai humne ...
thoda jaana hai humne...
Mushkil se magar pehchana hai humne...
Koi aap jaisa na tha na hoga...
isliye dost aapko mana hai humne
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Lamhe ye Suhane saath ho na ho,
Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
Aapki dosti hamesha is DIL me rahegi,
Chahe kabhi mulakat ho na ho.
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Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI
YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI
MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE
MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI
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bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
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Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
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Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge..
Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge…
Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad…
Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
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Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga aap to baste ho ruh me hamari, bus aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga.
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aaj door se hi koi salaam kar gaya,
apni yadon ka gulaam kar gaya ,
apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas,
aaj wohi hume nilaam kar gaye........
Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati.So u shoud marry her.
Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her
Boys have fun by teasing girls....
then girls may cry for few minutes...
girls have fun by loving boys....
But boys cry for the whole life.
Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"
chaal main"NAJAKAT"
dil me"SACHCHAI"
aur chehre me"SAFAI"
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .
Santa-yaar ladkì ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai?
Banta-Mandir.
Santa-kyon?
Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.
Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do.
Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.
Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.
Pada hua tel bhi le gayi,
Tadka lagane ke liye...!!
Wah wah...
Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...!
Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...?
Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!!
SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:
"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,
Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.
If RELIANCE GROUP launches a DIAPER.
What will b d slogan? "AB KARLO SUSSU CHADDI MEIN",
Dhirubhai ka sapna,Har langoti mein diaper apna!
Joke
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM " He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and
see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said t o his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says........ .."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
MBA poem
MBA woh hai
Jo aksar phasta hai
Interviews ke sawaal mein
Badi companiyon ke jaal mein
Boss aur client ke bawaal mein
MBA woh hai
Jo pak gaya hai
Meetings ki jhelai mein
Submission ki gehrai mein
Team work ki chataai mein
MBA woh hai
Jo laga rehta hai
Schedule ko failane mein
Targets ko khiskane mein
Roz naye bahaane banana mein
MBA woh hai
Jo lunch time mein breakfast kart hai
Jo dinner time mein lunch karta hai
Aur commutation ke waqt soya karta hai
MBA woh hai
Jo paagal hai
Chai aur samose ke pyaar mein
Cigerette ke khumaar mein
Bird watching ke vichaar mein
MBA woh hai
Jo Khoya hai
Reminders ke jawaab mein
Na milne waale hisaab mein
Behtar Bhavishya ke khwaab mein
MBA woh hai
Jise intezaar hai
Weekend nights par dhoom machine ka
Boss ke chutti pe jaane ka
Increment ki khabar aane ka
MBA woh hai
Jo sochta hai
Kaash padhaai par dhyan diya hota
Kaash teacher se panga na liya hota
Kaash ishq na kiya hota...
SHOCKING TRUE STORY - (INDIA)
men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her
before
dumping her at Bandstand Mumbai. Unable to remember the events of the
evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes along with traces of
rohypnol in her blood.
Rohypnol, date rape drug is an essentially a small sterilization pill.
The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize
their victims. All they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink.
The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken
place the night before. Rohypnol, which dissolves in drinks just as
easily, is such that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the
rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him
months
later.
The Drug's affects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - they are PERMANENT. Any female
that takes it WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE. The weasels can get this
drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university.. It's that
easy, and Rohypnol is about to break out big on campuses everywhere.
Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people
how to use it.
Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls. Girls, be
careful when you're out and don't leave your drink unattended. (added -
Buy your own drinks, ensure bottles or cans received are unopened or
sealed; don't even taste someone else's drink.
There was already been a report in Singapore of girls drink been spike
by Rohypnol. Please make the effort to forward this to everyone you
know...for guys Pls inform all your female friends and
relatives... .remember you also have daughters and sisters
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Tongue Twisters
Greek grapes.
1. Red lorry, yellow lorry.
2. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
3. Unique New York.
4. Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.
5. Freshly-fried flying fish.
6. The epitome of femininity.
7. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
8. She stood on the balcony, inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping, and amicably welcoming him home.
9. Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.
Common Twisters:
1. She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
2. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
3. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Tongue Twister Poems:
1. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
2. Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter, That would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter - Better than her bitter butter - And she baked it in her batter; And the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter.
3. Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, Then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.
4. A tree-toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree-toad, But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree-toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad's heart, For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree-toad trod. But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain; He couldn't please her whim. From her tree-toad bower, With her three-toad power, The she-toad vetoed him.
Raunchy Twisters:
1. I'm not a smart feller, I'm a smart feller's son And I'll keep felling smarts 'Till the smart feller comes.
2. I'm not a fog ducker, I'm a fog ducker's son And I'll keep ducking fogs 'Till the fog ducker comes.
3. I am not the fig plucker, I'm a fig plucker's son. And I'll keep plucking figs 'Till the fig plucker comes. or
4. I’m not a pheasant plucker I’m a pheasant plucker’s son, and Ill sit here plucking pheasants til the pheasant plucker comes
5. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit; and on the slitted sheet I sit
Animals Interesting facts
Just one cow gives off enough harmful methane gas in a single day to fill around 400 liter bottles.
Cows can have regional accents
A domestic cat can frighten a black bear to climb a tree.
In a fight between a polar bear and a lion, the polar bear would win.
US Secret Service sniffer dogs are put up in five-star hotels during overseas presidential visits.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
Bulls are color blind.
A cow's only sweat glands are in its nose.
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth.
The Poison Arrow frog has enough poison to kill 2,200 people.
Emus can't walk backwards.
A group of unicorns is called a blessing.
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of owls is called a parliament.
A group of ravens is called a murder.
A group of bears is called a sleuth.
Twelve or more cows is called a flink.
A baby oyster is called a spat.
Some fleas have split penises like a Y shape
An elephant can be pregnant for up to 2 years
Chickens can't swallow while they are upside down.
The average garden-variety caterpillar has 248 muscles in its head.
A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
A mule won't sink in quicksand but a donkey will.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than in airplane crashes.
Animal breeders in Russia once claimed to have bred sheep with blue wool.
Penguins are the only bird that can leap into the air like porpoises.
India has 50 million monkeys.
By some unknown means, an iguana can end its own life.
Americans spend around $3 billion for cat and dog food a year.
Pigs can cover a mile in 7.5 minutes when running at top speed.
The shell constitutes 12 percent of an egg's weight.
A squid has 10 tentacles.
A snail's reproductive organs are in its head.
When a horned toad is angry, it squirts blood from its eyes.
The typical hen lays 19 dozen eggs a year.
The ostrich has a 46-foot long small intestine.
A scallop has 35 blue eyes.
A swan is the only bird with a penis
The left leg of a chicken in more tender than the right one.
The only dog that doesn't have a pink tongue is the chow.
Dogs and humans are the only animals with prostates.
The giraffe has the highest blood pressure of any animal.
Zebras can't see the color orange.
There are more insects in ten square feet of a rain forest than there are people in Manhattan.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
The smartest dogs are the Jack Russell Terrier and Scottish Border collie. Dumbest: Afgan hound.
A rat can go without water longer than a camel can.
The fat molecules in goat milk are 5 times smaller than those found in cow milk. It takes 20 minutes for the stomach to breakdown as opposed to the hour that it takes to break down cow milk.
Human Interesting facts (Really very interesting)
This is weird but true!
While sitting at your desk make clockwise circles with your right foot. (go ahead no one will see you) While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
Your foot will change direction.
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When filming summer scenes in winter, actors suck on ice cubes just before the camera rolls - it cools their mouths so their breath doesn't condense in the cold air.
Humans were first infected with the HIV virus in the 1930s.
Thinking about your muscles can make you stronger.
If left alone, 70% of birthmarks gradually fade away.
Grapefruit scent will make middle aged women appear six years younger to men. The perception is not reciprocal and the grapefruit scent on men has no effect on women's perception.
Women blink twice as many times as men do.
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
We are about 1 cm taller in the morning than in the evening. Layers of cartilage in the joints gets compressed during the day.
There are approx. 550 hairs in the eyebrow.
The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue.
The life span of a taste bud is 10 days.
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The largest known kidney stone weighed 1.36 kilograms.
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
Kidney stones come in any color--from yellow to brown.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They appear when the child is 2-6 years of age.
Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second!
The average human produces 10,000 gallons of saliva in a lifetime.
If you ate too many carrots you would turn orange.
The force of 1 billion people jumping at the same time is equal to 500 tons of TNT.
A baby is born every seven seconds.
You can tell if a skunk is about if you smell only .000000000000071 ounce of its spray.
You breathe about 10 million times a year.
The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you'll have a bad dream.
The foot is the most common body part bitten by insects.
The most common time for a wake up call is 7 a.m.
The typical person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day.
The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.
The most sensitive finger on the human hand is the index finger.
The human body weighs 40 times more than the brain.
After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.
A person swallows approx. 295 times while eating dinner.
Your urine will turn bright yellow if you eat too much asparagus.
There are more people alive today than have ever died.
The human body is better suited to two four-hour sleep cycles than one eight-hour one.
A man's beard contains between 7000 and 15,000 hairs.
A beard grows an average of 140mm a year
A hair is 70 per cent easier to cut when soaked in warm water for two minutes
Women's hair is about half the diameter of men's hair
During an average lifetime, a man will spend 3,350 hours removing 8.4 meters of stubble
4.5 million people have their health 'adversely affected' by air pollutants each year.
4 million children die each year from inhaling smoke from indoor cooking fires that burn wood and Dung
4 million people die annually from diarrhea infections, caused by poor sanitary conditions
The hardest bone in the human body is the jawbone.
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25 Interesting Facts
2. About 75% of the people in the U.S. live on 2% land.
3. According to a recent survey, more Americans lose their virginity in June than any other month.
4. Adult Northwestern American Grizzly Bears can bite through steel as thick as one half inch.
5. After spending hours working at a computer display, look at a blank piece of white paper. It will probably appear pink.
6. All polar bears are left-handed.
7. Almonds are the oldest, most widely cultivated and extensively used nuts in the world.
8. Al Capone's business card said he was a furniture dealer.
9. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person.
10. An ant's sense of smell is as good as a Dog's.
11. Abe Lincoln's mother died when the family dairy cow ate poisonous mushrooms and Ms. Lincoln drank the milk.
12. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.
13. Americans drink over a billion pounds of coffee every year and around five million bottles of soda.
14. After they are roasted, and when the coffee beans begin to cool, they release about 700 chemical substances that make up the vaporizing aromas.
15. Americans, on average, eat 18 acres of pizza in one day.
16. An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.
17. An elephant's trunk contains more than 50,000 muscles.
18. An eyelash lives about 5 months.
19. Ancient Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the death of their cats.
20. According to Hammurabi's Code, the penalty for medical malpractice was to cut off the doctor's hands.
21. An Octopus has 3 hearts!
22. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.
23. A whale's penis is called a dork.
24. An ear of corn always has an even number of rows because of the genetic formula which divides the cells.
25. Americans eat more bananas than any other fruit: a total of 11 billion a year.
Top Jokes!!! HAHAHA
(Bablu) and a smart one (Pappu).The dialogue between the two and the
teacher goes something like this:
Bablu: "Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?
Teacher: Thinking.......
Pappu: "Teacher, teacher! It is female"
Bablu: "Kyon?"
Pappu: "Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain."
Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.
Bablu: "Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain to uske bacche kyon
nahin hote?"
Teacher is more pareshan.
Pappu: "Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain."
Teacher is now hiding her face. Bablu gets into another doubt.
Bablu: "Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor to
aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?"
Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle.
Pappu replies: "Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte hain."
Teacher faints!!!!!!!
What is the Best for you?
ur perfect day is- sunday
ur perfect colour is- olive green
ur perfect match iz- taurus,libra
ur perfect no.- 5(five)
if u dont fwd-5 yrs of bad luck
TAURUS
ur perfect day- tuesday
ur perfect colour- red
ur perfect match- cancer
ur perfect no.-9(nine)
if u dont fwd- 9 yrs of bad luck
GEMINI
ur perfect day-wednesday
ur perfect colour- maroon
ur perfect match- aries,libra
ur perfect no.- 10(ten)
if u dont fwd-10 yrs of bad luck
CANCER
ur perfect day- monday
ur perfect colour- dark blue
ur perfect match- pisces
ur perfect no.- 7(seven)
if u dont fwd- 7 yrs of bad luck
LEO
ur perfect day- friday
ur perfect colour- yellow
ur perfect match- scorpio,aquarius
ur perfect no.-13(thirteen)
if u dont fwd- 13 yrs of bad luck
VIRGO
ur perfect day- saturday
ur perfect colour- pink
ur perfect match- saggitarius
ur perfect no.- 3(three)
if u dont fwd- 3 yrs of bad luck
LIBRA
ur perfect day- thursday
ur perfect colour- white
ur perfect match- capricorn,scorpio
ur perfect no.-15(fifteen)
if u dont fwd-15 yrs of bad luck
SCORPIO
ur perfect day- friday
ur perfect colour- black
ur perfect match- aquarius
ur perfect no.- 8(eight)
if u dont fwd-8 yrs of bad luck
SAGITTARIUS
ur perfect day- sunday
ur perfect colour- white
ur perfect match- virgo
ur perfect no.- 2(two)
if u dont fwd- 2 yrs of bad luck
CAPRICORN
ur perfect day- monday
ur perfect colour- black
ur perfect match-gemini
ur perfect no.-14(fourteen)
if u dont fwd- 14 yrs of bad luck
AQUARIUS
ur perfect day- friday
ur perfect colour- peach
ur perfect match- virgo
ur perfect no.-10(ten)
if u dont fwd-10 yrs of bad luck
PISCES
ur perfect day- thursday
ur perfect colour- peach
ur perfect match- aries
ur perfect no.-6(six)
if u dont fwd- 6 yrs of bad luck
Friday, April 13, 2007
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Thursday, April 05, 2007
Tori Spelling Talks About the Birth of Liam
Last month marked the most frenetic time of Tori Spelling’s life. On March 13, the star of Tori & Dean: Inn Love gave birth to son Liam, her first child with husband of 11 months, actor Dean McDermott, 40.
But Liam didn’t come easily.
Spelling’s water broke 15 days earlier than expected and her doctor had to induce labor, which ended up lasting 17 hours. The contractions “felt like I was being Tasered!” the 33-year-old actress said.
“As foolish as this sounds now, I wanted to feel how bad it would hurt. But I think I let the pain go on a little too long before I got the epidural.”
When Liam’s heartbeat started dropping, the actress’ doctor, Dr. Jason Rothbart (also Angelina Jolie’s Ob-Gyn), explained he needed to perform a Cesarean section.
“I asked Dr. Rothbart if he’d do a good job, and he said, ‘Well, Angelina didn’t complain.’ So I was like, ‘If Angelina let him do a C-section in Africa, I am OK. I felt comforted by that.’”
Spelling’s good spirits can also be attributed to another recent significant event: She and her mom, Candy, 61, recently reconciled after a nine-month estrangement. In fact the two reconnected for the first time when Candy showed up at L.A.’s Cedars Sinai Medical Center on March 12 to be with her daughter while she was going into labor with Liam.
“I’m so happy she’s back in my life,” Spelling tells Us. “Having a child puts it all in perspective. Knowing the bond I have with Liam means that I get my mom’s bond with me.”
Nice Joke 05!!!
Pop! What are you doin'?"
His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that
gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."
Nice Joke 04!!!
called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is
it or the express degree you told me about?"
"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,
why do you want to become a lawyer?"
"That's my business! Get me the course!"
Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer
was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.
Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and
it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the
lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late,
tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before
you died?"
In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said,
"One less lawyer . . ."
Nice Joke 03!!!
asked if they would ever sleep with President
Clinton. 60% said, 'Never again!'
Nice Joke 02!!!
in bed with another man.
"Get over it, buddy," he said. "It's not the end of the world."
"It's all right for you to say," answered his buddy. "But what
if you came home one night and caught another man in bed with
your wife?"
The fella ponders for a moment, then says, "I'd break his cane
and kick his seeing-eye dog in the ass."
Nice Joke 01!!!
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
"Good morning, madam. I've come to...."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"
After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of....." gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um......equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
can get to work."
"Tripod?????"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? ....... Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"
