What is Love???

Your sentiment is your love, your love is your heart, your heart is your spouse, your spouse is your future, your future is your destiny, your destiny is ambition, your ambition is your aspiration, your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, your belief is your peace, your peace is your target, your target is heaven, life is like hell without FRIENDS. It's "world best friends week" send this to all Your good friends. Even me, if I am one of them. See how many you get back. If u get more than 3 you are really a lovable person............

Love letter of a math student

My Dear Love,

  Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in Trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular Face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your Triangular garden.Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

 

Yours ever loving,

Pythagoras

De-Morgan's Law,

7th Cross. Binomial Avenue ,

India of Matrices - (a+b)^2

 

Pamela Anderson

Name : Pamela Anderson Lee
Full name : Pamela Denise Anderson Lee
Date of Birth : July 1, 1967
Place Of Birth : Ladysmith , British Columbia, Canada
Sign : Sun in Cancer, Moon in Aries
Height : 5'7''
Weight : 115lb
Eyes : Blue
Hair : Blond
Education : High school
Chest-Waist- Hips : 36''-22'' -34''
Ex - Husband : Rocker Tommy Lee (1995-1998)
Father : Barry(furnace repairman)
Mother : Carol(waitress)
Children : Brandon,Dylan
Fan Mail : Pamela Andersonc/o William Morris Agency1325 Avenue of the AmericasNew York, NY 10019-4701

Pamela Anderson Lee Detailed Biography

Talented and vivacious Pamela Lee has begun to establish herself as one of the most popular actresses with international film and television audiences.A native of Canada, Lee was born on Vancouver Island, and later moved to the city of Vancouver. It was while she attended a British Columbia Lions football game that Lee was ''discovered' ' in a most unusual way. Dressed in a Labatt's Beer T-shirt, her image was transmitted on the stadium's wide screen. The fans cheered the beautiful girl, and she was brought down to the 50-yard line and introduced to the appreciative crowd.As a result, she was signed to a commercial contract with Labatt's and became the company's ''Blue Zone'' girl. The campaign was so popular that other commercials and advertising assignments for Lee soon followed. Due to the recognition from these commercials she was soon approached to do her first cover for Playboy magazine. Pamela has since gone on to grace the cover an astounding five times, more than any other woman in the magazine's history.With the success and recognition she garnered from Playboy, Lee soon moved to Los Angeles where she spent two seasons in the top-ten ABC Television hit series ''Home Improvement' ' as Lisa, the Tool Time Girl. It was on ''Home Improvement' ' that she captured the attention and affection of viewing audiences nationwide.At the same time, Lee was cast as 'C.J. Parker' on the internationally successful series ''Baywatch,' ' but because of the impossible schedule of working on two hit shows, she eventually left ''Home Improvement' ' and remained full-time on ''Baywatch.' ' She now stars on one of the most phenomenally popular television programs of all time, which is seen in 140 countries worldwide.Recently, Lee made the transition into the feature film arena, starring in Dark Horse Entertainment' s action comedy ''Barb Wire.'' Distributed by Gramercy Films, ''Barb Wire'' was released in the spring of 1996. In addition, Lee was featured in the CBS movie-of-the- week, ''Deader Than Ever,'' a hip and updated Mike Hammer mystery, co-starring Rob Estes. She recently co-starred in the television movie ''The Evolution of Mr. E.,'' adapted from the H.G. Wells short story, where she portrayed a quirky sculptor/artist.Pamela is wed to Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee, and the couple recently welcomed the arrival of their first child Brandon Thomas on June 5, 1996.

Really Sweet

A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively
mischievous.
They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that
if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed but asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the
older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon. The clergyman, a huge
man with a booming voice,
sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
Where is God?" They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response,
sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.

So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone,
"Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in
the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and
dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG
trouble this time, dude.

God is missing - and they think WE did it!"

What is Love???

Your sentiment is your love, your love is your heart, your heart is your spouse, your spouse is your future, your future is your destiny, your destiny is ambition, your ambition is your aspiration, your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, your belief is your peace, your peace is your target, your target is heaven, life is like hell without FRIENDS. It's "world best friends week" send this to all Your good friends. Even me, if I am one of them. See how many you get back. If u get more than 3 you are really a lovable person............